"Not one person has mentioned how amazing this Tweezer is! Wow! "

"This show is solid and funky. Unfortunately, I was not there. It was one of the greatest and trippiest days in world history as Phish started an epic three night run in San Fran! Thank you Tray, Page, John, and Mike!!!! I just listened to the whole show twice and have no complaints. Somehow, the world is one when Phish rocks the West Coast!!!"

"I LOVE FRANK AND BEANS!!!!"

"Ghost, some of your points, though a bit pedantic, are fair... the previous CPRedux imposter /postor did make some good points and so I said it as I intended to - he IS/was worthy to use my name, save for the language and errors, as indicated. But thanks for the clarifications. "

"Prev.Review, auth'd by CPRedux: "Nice try to the last imposter, but your tone & review is worthy of my GREAT name, though you need to check your spelling and language. Those that know me - true phans and pham - are fully aware that I never revert to cheap shots and gutter talk to make my points, I use logic, careful analysis and the rules of basic grammar to describe the flow, so let's gear up for a great show tonight. I'm callin for a nod or two to the Dead... Stagger Lee, Shakedown, Uncle John, Casey." Redux- While your attempt at "killing 'em softly" is interesting, you're still, as they say, talking outta your ass. Let's see how your last post does under a bit o' scrutiny, eh? I'm no whiz like you, but I'll give it my best... First off, if you wanna get hyper-critical n' douchy about it (and clearly, you do), it's 'impostor', not 'imposter'. While the latter has been widely accepted as "ok" because of it's relation to the French root-word, the former is directly from the Latin root-word; n' who-the-fahk wants to sound French w/o having to? Secondly, wtf does the rest of this jumble even mean: "...but your tone & review is worthy of my GREAT name, though you need to check your spelling and language." ?? 'but' and 'though' are both Conjunctions, connecting two clauses whilst suggesting a contradiction in ideas. You use the 1st to suggest said contradiction, great. Using a 2nd, though, is again implying contradiction between clause 2&3, which effs it all up in one sentence. Just don't work...sorry, bud. Also in that first statement, your telling the IMPOSTOR his/her post IS worthy of your "GREAT" name....is that some weirdo compliment, or didja just plain f**k up again and not type 'isn't'?? Check your spelling indeed. Then, you use "...your spelling and language." - The f**king irony is, literally in-the-midst of rippin' the other guy, you're bragging about your composition skills and using terms like 'language' to replace 'grammar'. Language - spoken/dialect. Grammar - Verbage/word usage. Ok, leaving all that aside for a moment, you say you use "...logic, careful analysis, and basic grammar skills..." (I'd say VERY basic, meatball.) WTF do you even mean by 'careful analysis'? What are we doing here, giving the space shuttle a final inspection before lift-off?! And what does "those that know me-true phans and pham..." mean? That just sounds, well, stupid. First, stop using 'ph' for 'f'; that's just gay in the 3rd-Grade (and most fun to use) sense of the word. Who says dumb shit like "true fans & pham"? Do u need to meet a minimum show-attendance requirement, know the setlist of the ROTC show by heart, band members' identifying scars/birthmarks, the date of the last Forbin>Mockingbird>Icculus, and have a small tuft of Trey's hair that you sniff in your room when you're alone at night? Are you related to ANYONE in the band? Any experience I've had w/ so-called "pham" is elitist douche-bag bullshit: don't-stand-near-our-special-blanket-on-the-ground-or-we'll-glare-'cuz-we're-pham. Finally, "describe the flow"?? If you mean the flow of shows you're reviewing, great...but then you'd only be describing song-placement, segues, stops/starts, slow/upbeat song ratio, etc. If you're including song choice, most recent/last play, jam description, etc, then that's more than just the 'flow'. Which, I'd say, you'd be more than qualified to do if you didn't say retarded sh*t like calling out Dead cuts because they're in SF. Ok, there, Gaysey Jones? Overall, I give your review a D+...for extra-douchey."